Why?
Aaron Van Dike's fascination for pussy (cats) started at about age 20. Before then Aaron showed no interest in pussy (cats). He told all of his friends he was allergic to pussy (cats) and all of his friends thought this was total B.S.
At age 20, Aaron Van Dike met the pussy (cat) soul mate. Aaron fell in love with the warm and loving pussy (cat) at first sight. He didn't know what to do with himself. He had to ask his creepy uncle for help.
Aaron's uncle probably wasn't the best person to ask for help. His uncle really wasn't all there, but he was happy Aaron had visited him for advice in prison. After a long discussion, Aaron left with what he thought was good advice.
Aaron Van Dike's Uncle
As it turns out, Aaron's uncle, Billy Van Dike thought he was talking about another kind of pussy (not cat). Anyways, Aaron went home and proposed to his pussy (cat).
Aaron Van Dike has been married to this cat for over 2 years now. They are happily wed (they had to make a special trip to West Virgina) and live in Canton, Ohio.
Aaron Van Dike's Simulated Wedding
